It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
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