your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Say something about gay babies.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
