I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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