it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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