North Korea, Best Korea!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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