This girl is more easily done than said...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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