My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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