8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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