I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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