There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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