I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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