i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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