its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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