I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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