We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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