bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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