I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
high people should be assigned attendants
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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