You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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