can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
foreskin is a definite game changer
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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