Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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