I can tuck mytits in my pants
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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