Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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