i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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