Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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