so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I understand Curling. That high.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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