I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize
