What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Randomize
