i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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