Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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