Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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