yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
