I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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