All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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