big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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