Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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