why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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