He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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