I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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