Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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