How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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