the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Randomize
