Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Slut skills are useful in every country.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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