We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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