going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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