I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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