Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize