I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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