Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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