I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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