Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I would fuck him just for his dog
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
