why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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