? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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